Yep, here we go. As you can see, DSi owners are treated to more applications that will probably get used less than an ash tray on a motorbike. Before you all rush to the DSi Shop to spend your points on more calculators and clocks, let’s just take some time out and wonder what the hell Nintendo are doing.

Mario Calculator - DSiWare

Use the touchscreen to input numbers and make calculations, accompanied with Mario visuals and sounds. Mario Calculator also features a converter that deals in weight, length, speed, temperature and more. On top of all that, gamers can finally convert human years to animal years, all from the comfort of their DSi. Available now for 200 points.

Mario Clock - DSiWare

With Mario Clock you can turn your DSi into a desktop clock. Wake up to classic Mario music and set the clock to analogue or digital display. Comes with a Super Mario Bros. background, 12 hour or 24 hour modes and three separate alarm slots using NES tunes or sounds recorded from the DSi sound application. Download this application now for 200 points.

Brain Challenge - DSiWare

Featuring brain exercises to relieve any pain, stress or boredom you may be suffering from. Gamers can personalise their profiles and exercises with their own photos. Brought to you by Gameloft, this title is available to download now for 800 points.

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