Nintendo is awesome, that’s for sure,
It is so awesome, it makes my cat purr,
If I could only meet Reggie face to face,
I would shake his hand and NOT spray his face with mace.
(Reggie ROCKS!!!!!)

Sorry, please don’t count my entry, as I live in the US.

We had a Wii, but sold it see,
Cos nobody wanted to play,
We should have kept our wii, dont you agree, to while the hours away.

If I win this game, I will buy a wii, for that I guarantee,
We’re fed up of soap and Reality TV,
A Wii would give us more scope!

To Wii or not to Wii, that is the question.

Wii is very good indeed great fun this site has some good reviews games etc

very good indeed ideas Wii best console so far wicked indeed
my friends like it alotthis site is fab I will tell others

Kind Santa gave my kids a Wii
Oh how they love it so
And mummy tries to play it
When they let me have a go
My 9 year old is brilliant
the 5 year old wins every game
But mummy is just rubbish
Losing to children, oh the shame!

There was a young man called Rolf
Who liked to play some golf.
He played on his wii
Until he could see
That nothing else rhymed with Rolf

wiids.co.uk
Are giving 5 King of Clubs games away.
Teamed with Oxygen Games,
Redbeard skins of world fame
So recharge your wii batteries today

The gaming world changed with the launch of the Wii.
Nitendo has a winner, that we can see.

The newest game, called King of Clubs,
Will keep everyone from hitting the pubs.

They’ll be at home instead, mini-golfing away,
and solving puzzles galore until the next day.

There is console called Wii
thats a lot more fun than pc
played with wiimote and nunchuck
even granny wont suck
its the most fun in history

I’ve recently won my wii
and got as far as creating a mii,

I’ve tried my hand at tennis, baseball and golf….

But to win a new game would top it all off!

There was a young fella from Cheshire
Who’s guitar playing only got better
When he played on the Wii
He’s a hero you see
But me, I’m his Mum, the go getter!

Golf tees on my dresser
Golf tees in my bed
Golf tees on my pillows
Where they poke my head

I love to play my Wii,
It fills me full of glee,
To win King of Clubs would be
Suiting me to a tee.

The upcoming consoles were nothing for me,
multiple sticks and more buttons we would see,
but then I bought my Wii…
and it still brings happiness to me

Wesaved and saved to get a Wii
For months and months we could not see,
Anything else but to meet our desire
Of the game console that would set our world on fire.

A wii a wii
would stop the kids climbing the tree
help keep my sanity
and pick me from the variety

There was a man named Lee,
He liked to play on his Wii,
He threw up his grub,
To get rid of his chubb,
As a 6-pack he did forsee.

My son is a true performer
He’s always wanted a Wii in the corner!

He was the ‘King of Clubs’,
women ‘putt’-y in his hand,
A player of ‘Parr’ excellence
tough as ‘iron’, yet soft as ’sand’
A stray ‘Golf ball’ then hit him
while placing down his ‘Tee’
Now they’re ‘driving’ him to hospital,
Golfs safer on the Wii

The Wii is fun, the Wii is great,
In the world of consoles the Wii is first rate!

When I look at the Wii
It reminds me of me.
Robust and joy giving,
The pinnacle of fun-living
A giver of daily glee.

With thanks to WiiDS
I might get to play golf with my kids
And laugh, scream and run
when I get the first hole in one.

Regards,

You see Nintendo you got to give it a go…
Doesn’t matter what your playing,
you’ll have all your friends saying..
Wow this is ace, You know they’re not lying by the look on their face !

We’re so lucky to have a Wii
Stupid name, but Oh, to be
able to beat the kids just once
So in the games room I’m ensconced
Whilst they’re at school I’m learning fast
mum’s can learn to speed right past
All cars and obstacles in the way
(close your eye’s, hope and pray)
‘Mario Cart’ here I come
Sorry housework - you’ll not get done!

Love gaming with my buds,
Who, before Wii, were lazy fat puds, but, if I win and get the goods…Watch out Tiger Woods !!!

I’m not one who likes innuendo
To be honest we all love Nintendo
The great Wii remote
Gets everyones vote
As fun levels reach a crescendo

No poem idea,
I thought I’d write a Haiku
To win King of Clubs

Nintendo, how I love thee,
Let me count the ways,
From Mario to Sonic,
You have truly brightened my days,
I’ve rescued the lovely Zelda,
Kicked Bowser into touch,
Walked hand-in-hand with Navi,
And rescued Samus far too much,
I have “game over” on my motorbike,
And Yoshi tattooed on my thigh,
If I could not play Nintendo,
I fear I would truly die,
I hereby challenge anyone,
To be a bigger fan than me,
I still have my original Snes,
a DS, and of course a Wii.
I do not yet have King of Clubs,
In my extensive gaming stash,
So here’s my little Nintendo poem,
To win one and save some cash,
Because if I had that money spare,
I know just what I’d get,
I’ve seen a lovely DK cap,
That I don’t have yet!

I love to play golf on my wii
the weather is never a problem
Tee - Hee
My Husband gets grumpy
as I can beat him at this
Whoopee
So Tiger Woods watch out!
There’s a mad woman golfer about!

Boyfriend’s been a sweetheart
Doing gardening for me
But mowing grass and planting seeds
Leaves little time to ‘Wii’.

Now the garden’s looking lovely,
With ivy that cascades,
I’d love to give the ‘King of Clubs’
To my gorgeous ace of spades.

Wii all want to stay nice and slim and bowling at home beats the gym.

Wii
weeeeeeeeeee

The Nintendo Wii stands out from the crowd,
No idol game players are allowed.
Get on your feet and start to play,
the game revolution is here to stay.

Up,down, to the left to the right
Bending and stretching , am I doing it right?
This little controller is so much fun.
My Kids think I’m crazy but I’m hooked can’t you see, to this fantastic machine they call the wii?

My boyfriend likes playing wii tennis,
When he beats me he is such a menace!
Please let me give him a run for his money,
He cant beat me at golf, oh honey!
King of the racquet he may be,
but I’m the king of clubs you see!

Just 3 weeks ago
We bought our Wii
How were we to know
It would become family?

We play it at night
Instead of trash TV
Now we’ve seen the light
What would we do without our Wii?

its a great cosole for all the family to interact together weeeeeeeeeeeee

I love my Wii
I think it’s great
To amuse the kids
It’s really top rate

I may not be Tiger Woods
But when I play my nintendo
I take my bow and hear the roar
As applause reaches a crescendo.

Looking for the perfect swing
But I am still over par
One day I will be crowned as king
That day seems oh so far

But, no more training on my wii
Although I wasn’t done
Cannot play golf on my tv
As I put a hole-in-one

oh my god ds is da best,
don’t know about the wii -
cos it is not free.

Nintendo make the best games by far,
From platforms, 3d and driving cars,
Their latest creation has been the Wii,
With really great games all the family agree!

I love my Wii
It’s the best that can be
This fab game I would love to win
so I can have some more cheap nights in.

I think that I will never see
A console as lovely as a Wii

wii went to play golf one day
but the golf is rubbish in may
so wii played on the nintendo instead
the only thing better is bed
oh how i love it so
i guess im going to have to go!

every day we love to play
on our ninento wii,
a new game would make our day
and fill us all with glee!

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